Coming to you live and loud from the Chinese occupied California coast. Reports of our demise were exaggerated, though scarily close to what almost happened on thursday. (no, despite what the location my connection is saying I am not in Belgium, that's just a way of keeping people from finding us again.)

Also, an official apology to the town of Morrow Bay... we were kinda camping on top of your rock and the Chinese blew it into chunks with artillery, A gross over-reaction considering we only released maybe a thousand detained U.S. citizens and sent them running inland in aboard a few impounded commercial planes.

Well correction, we just spotted for the professionals who came in and let people loose, and then we got the hell off the rock, and then the Chinese figured things out (a little too late) and pounded the remains of our camp into basalt (I think, not really interested in going back to identify it for sure) rubble. Either way we're gone, and some folks in the blogosphere reported on the shelling and announcement by occupying forces that the "un-american sympathizers" had been killed after they had reportedly released other "sympathizers" from detainment.

....Well Ivan got a scratch from a rock on the way down... Anyway gone from there headed elsewhere to help direct chaos, Have fun.